Wet Fart Hot Sauce

Can you remember the last time you let out a little gas and you felt it run down your leg? Well, it's that de-ja vu time again. That's right! After consuming this Wet Fart hot sauce, it might give you that warm, mushy, disgusting, stinking feeling in your pants again. So the next time you have to let out a little gas, ask yourself, Do I feel lucky? Is it going to be wet or dry? This hot sauce contains loads of cheese to help coin the phrase, Who cut the cheese? P.S. Use only as directed. P.S.S. Don't forget to wipe.