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Bacon Bandages

$6.99

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DISCOVER THE HEALING POWER OF BACON!

Bacon Bandages will treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of meat. (At least that's what the Bacon Council tells us.) There are 15 bandages that look so much like tiny slabs of bacon you'll have to hold yourself back from ripping them off and eating them. No really, please don't eat them, that's unhygienic and gross. If a fancy Bacon Bandage isn't enough to dry your tears, how about a FREE PRIZE! Comes in a 3-3/4" tall metal pocket tin and contains a small trinket to help make even the ouchiest owies feel all better in no time.

Our Bacon Bandages are the real thing. Accept no substitutes, especially when it comes to brunch related injuries like grease spatter or spastic knife movements while applying a schmear. Latex-free adhesive.

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